You youngin
Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear Aurora!!!!!! Happy birthday to you!!! You look like a monkey and you smell like one too!;-)!!

Welcome to 19!



I protected the peaznats at 06:21 p.m. on Tuesday, July 29, 2003.

19th
happy birthday aurora-chan!!



I protected the peaznats at 02:01 p.m. on Tuesday, July 29, 2003.

Crip not a Crapple!
Ah, yes, another interesting night spent with Kyra, Aurora, and the guys. Got invited out to wings by Vyler, very scared at first, hahahahaha!! Silly Thor got lost going out to the resturant, tsk tsk. Mmmm...but had some yummy food...Vyler and some good wings....parmesan and peppercorn...mmmm...the sauce was very good on Aurora's and mine chicken fingers.

Anywho, back to Turkey Hill we go, had to get Vyler's car anyway. Then off to Steve's we go, where much to our delight, Family Guy was on! Vyler carried Aurora, Kyra, and I into Steve's house. However, he ran Aurora right into the door. She still has a gash...hahahaha...silly Vyler.

Speaking of Vyler, we so own him. Aurora was laying on Thor, and Kyra and I were like "Yo, get over here, we need a pillow" Delightfully, he complied. ::sigh:: We had to leave Steve's house by midnight, so guess where we went? My house!

Setting: My house, Who: Aurora, Kyra, Me, plus the guys minus Steve = one crazy time. Watched Old School. Funny, funny movie. Brandon left, then Aurora and Thor left. Then I was attacked by Mike, Sean, and Vyler, which left to me beating the crap out of them! I was slapping Vyler across the face, kicking Sean, and punching "magical" Mike...yeah!! You don't mess wit dis!! ;-)

Mike and Sean left which meant that just me, Kyra and Vyler remained. So you know what that means...yup exactly...another night spent on the couch withe Kyra and Vyler. Apparently though I was really funny in a delirious state of tiredness. The next morning I learned that Kyra is not a pan of fasta...yeah...didn't sleep at all and then went around 9:15 this morning to Best Buy to get my CD player installed finally...

Well there you have it. There was our marvelous Monday:-D



I protected the peaznats at 10:34 p.m. on Tuesday, June 17, 2003.

r.i.p. aveeeenger
these past few days have been craziness. i think i have conquered the mono with the help of flowers and thor. poor thor, he's had quite a weekend, being attacked by family, me, and rt 625. i'm extremely thankful he's ok... message to all: wear your %$@& seatbelt! they work! ::glares at non-believers:: now, a moment of silence for the aveeeenger, it will be missed. well, off to the car dealership with kyra, so we can bat off potential silver car buyers. ta.



I protected the peaznats at 01:09 a.m. on Monday, June 9, 2003.

the greatest sin of al
yeah, the wannabe stoner thing... it came to our attention friday night that we are the lowest form of human life possible. we sit around acting like stoners, and yet we are not on drugs of any sort. we are simply wannabe stoners. and that is a sad, sad statement. we are happy in the knowledge that eventually there will be a form even lower than us, people such as aurora's brother and my sister who will be wannabe wannabe stoners - those who emulate our behavior - but until then we are it.

oh, and there was a duck hunter game, too. with a gun thta you point at the tv and all. it was really nifty and I tripled the hight score even though I never played before. go me and my deadly pinpoint accuracy. born to kill! whee!! ::dances off::



I protected the peaznats at 02:24 a.m. on Monday, May 12, 2003.

Bananas
WANNABE STONERS!!!! WHOOO!!!!



I protected the peaznats at 02:10 a.m. on Monday, May 12, 2003.

sexual innuendo and stuff like it
this entry is not for the faint of heart. the nuts of hazel and associates are too far gone beyond repair. we started my destroying Donkey Kong Country. innocent children's video game? i think not- sick bastards. think about it, a big monkey being followed by a little monkey (his bitch) that collect "bananas" and beat beavers. ::cringes:: -that was friday night. saturday night was equally interesting. it went something like this: channel surfing, carmen electra video special, u can do better than that, gee thanks, pottery wheel- whahahahhaa, dante's peak, and ended with a holy damn. see u all in hell!!! i'll bring the marshmallows



I protected the peaznats at 01:45 a.m. on Monday, May 12, 2003.

Craziness
::steps in looks around:: Hmm...seems I still remember this place...now bow down before me! It's very seldom I make an appearence here...hehehehe;-) Anywho, life has been crazy here. Many things have been going on...and as usual they are always interesting...been quite busy with school too...it's really winding down now...I just though I would let you two other nuts know that I am still alive.



I protected the peaznats at 09:12 a.m. on Wednesday, April 9, 2003.

chick fil-a vs. the aveeeeeeenger
::dusts off blog:: long time, no use. kyra briefly covered friday nite in her blog, so i'll start with saturday. dad and i visited the grandparents and discovered sherbert the beloved canary was ill. after church we got him medicine and brought him to the animal hospital (my living room). the poor thing has birdie pink eye and a nasty cough. the sunday highlight was dinner at thor's house. the food and entertainment were great. only my boyfriend would throw aluminum spheres at his father... i got to say my famous dempsey's line, "give me the toy", about a dozen times, along with thor's mother. it was mad fun, oh the memories... that brings us to monday nite. at work i found out my grandfather was hospitalized for either severe exhaustion or a stroke, but i think he'll be ok, i visited him tonite (tues) and he was doing good. my friend sarah who works at chick fil-a told me about her saturday. a family left their 3 yr old at the restaurant! they didn't come back for her until an hour later (by this time the police and social workers arrived and all ate chicken) so the situation turned out good. overall, it was an eventful weekend, the 2 most memorable things being thor's house and chick fil-a. hence, the title



I protected the peaznats at 12:34 a.m. on Wednesday, April 9, 2003.

what now
::eyes aurora's entry suspiciously:: that entry was a little too forboding for my taste. I don't think I want to know...

"It's amazing how one can go from feeling important and incredible one moment, then disreguarded the next. D*mn emotions, perspectives and reality. Friday wasn't the same without Kera, thing'll have to change this week. Things are changing- winter break they changed for the best, but this time its for the worst..."

so very bored
::Glares at computer clock:: In 11 hours I'll be back at KU... My spring break is over! It was so nice to sleep in, wake up to SNL repeats and eat french toast, but now it's back to drawing Tonka Utility Vehicles. On the bright side, in 2 months college will be over, and 3 months we'll be at the beach! But for now, I am lonely and bored. It's amazing how one can go from feeling important and incredible one moment, then disreguarded the next. D*mn emotions, perspectives and reality. Friday wasn't the same without Kera, thing'll have to change this week. Things are changing- winter break they changed for the best, but this time its for the worst... on a completely different topic, 11/14 scenes in the comic are done. So that's life right now. Ta.



I protected the peaznats at 12:05 a.m. on Monday, March 24, 2003.

::hits self repeatedly with curtain rod::
oi! had very funny chat transcript from the nuts of hazel to post here, but I kicked MERT's power cord and shut the blasted machine off. hit me, I deserve it.



I protected the peaznats at 01:15 a.m. on Friday, February 28, 2003.

One monkey too many...
I don't know why I put that for the title...maybe it's 'cause of those blue monkeys...hmmm....oh well....so yeah I'll be home in less than a week now...::dances:: I'm still really happy about it...even if it is for a day, then I'm off to Mardi Gras...but I come back like Wednesday I think...and then we get to have a big Fun Friday...but I can't wait for our Girls ONLY Fun Friday...(hehe, Kyra, hehe)...sorry Aurora, something the Empress and I have a joke about...anywho....see you girls soon!!! YAY!!!!!



I protected the peaznats at 12:14 p.m. on Saturday, February 22, 2003.

valentine "condoms"
i'll start by explaining the title (time to embarass thor): on valentine's day thor got me wonderful, non-condom gifts, included were flowers. he can be rather sweet. i put the flowers in the kitchen and thor and i went back in the living room. soon enough, tracy and the boy came home. tracy goes in the kitchen and sees the flowers. suddenly she comes in the living room, her eyes were square, and she goes "what did YOU get my sister?" thor said flowers. tracy continues,"no, the little package with the flowers- we just talked about those in health class. what are you two doing???" by this time him and i are laughing. with my head in my hands i explained to her that the little packet in the flowers was flower vitamins, not condoms, dumbass. that was a fun time. friday nite was also fun- especially setting off the van alarm and continuously circling the street island, pissing biebler off. good times, good times. to my 3 readers- go rent "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"- as Derek says, its like our family on speed. other random news- i worked on the comic, again- it will be up sometime in the future, no school tomorrow but i do have work. it'll be my first nite without heather as my shadow. help!!!!!



I protected the peaznats at 12:55 a.m. on Tuesday, February 18, 2003.

no apparent reason.
hey, sere, I found that link I was talking about in the chat the other night. if you click it, just remember you wanted to know. I tried to warn you... I got lured to it the same way, just randomly clicking links in blogs. I assure you, it was an accident. I'm really not into animals. so go ahead and click. you know you want to. {]; )



I protected the peaznats at 08:01 p.m. on Saturday, February 8, 2003.

sneakers are the spawn of the devil.
went "jogging" today, aurora and I. we are infinately nifty and athletic. w00t. then we had hot chocolate, oreos, and peanut butter. hmm, now that I think of it, that whole snacking after prolly completely killed the point of "jogging". well, her point, not mine. I'm not trying to lose weight, but gain it. and muscle. so I was on track, in a way. but then again, she didn't eat nearly of much of the delicious snackfood as I did. I'm not even sure if she had any. just me, eating poor aurora out of house & home. the whole idea of oreos dipped in peanut butter is pure genius, I have to hand it to her. so very tasty...

I am babbling again. ::hits self:: sorry about that.



I protected the peaznats at 02:02 a.m. on Tuesday, February 4, 2003.

Riiiiight
Sometimes I worry about you, Kyra...hehe...Aurora called me todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!! YAAAAAY!!! She saved from a hour of bio!!! YAAAAY!!!

see? I made and entry! hehehehehe



I protected the peaznats at 06:06 p.m. on Sunday, February 2, 2003.

friday.
heheheheheh, Stuff. you know, guys. Stuff. heheheheh.



I protected the peaznats at 12:27 a.m. on Sunday, February 2, 2003.

I See How It Is...
i see how it is... my fellow nuts are too good to write in here. shame on you both. so yeah, twas a good weekend, yeah tampa! (rolls eyes... did i just type that? it would be kinda funny if i put an "x" after tampa. who says girls can't like football? ) i need a life. still unemployed- until i get a job, no one is allowed to get flowers from royers. on a completely different note, thor and i went out for the first time in over a month- aren't we cool? it was a good night, especially the air hockey game. i also have a new appreciation for the song "take it to the limit". hehehehe. i was allowed to step on the most sacred ground in all of middle earth- the infamous turkey hill. it was everything i hoped it would be, and they're hiring. can't you see kyra v. and i behind that counter? by the way, the comic's coming along, first 4 scenes are finished. for the 2 people that read it, i hope u'll enjoy it. ta ta.



I protected the peaznats at 11:51 p.m. on Sunday, January 26, 2003.

lordess of the list
'ello there! I'd like to tell you about an adventure that took place, more of a story really. This isn't your average story, but it is filled with action, friendship and all things good adventures have. This particular adventure is about a hobbit, with a quest, and an elf that's "along for the ride." The adventure starts when Aurora's mother charges her with a not-so-holy quest that is to take place over the course of a few hours. This quest is about going to several places, dropping off things, and picking other items up. The hobbit knew it would be a tiring quest, so her elven friend Kyra accompanied her. They were charged to accomplish everything on The List; one list so powerful to destroy them all. The List took them North at the beginning of their journey. They first went to Rohan (grandma's house) and recieved gifts from the king and queen. This was a peaceful visit, yet it dragged on longer than anticipated. Next, the pair wandered West, still in Rohan territory, so the hobbit could beg for employment in a floral setting. This task has yet to be completed. (more begging, less smiling). Until now, the journey was civil, but the pair traveled Southeast to retrieve ...stuff. The List first started showing its true power at this post (cvs). This part of the adventure was filled with torture, the pair was stressed, and almost turned on each other. The hobbit fumbled with the list, the elf didn't know what to do- the list gave them so much to carry- too much of a burden for four small hands. But alas, an aliance was made of a helpful sort. The pair went forth and braved their way to the cashier. No weapons were needed. The pair traveled to South to Gondor (kenhort shopping plaza) for the second half of their destination. The hobbit had to retrieve a small but important object (roll of stamps). As the pair exited the small, kindly place, they looked ahead and saw it Mordor (redners). It was here where the list took quite a toll on the hobbit and elf. The pair went into Mordor armed with a cart and the List. The List called to its master and the hobbit knew the end was near. As they battled forth, the cart became a huge, snowballing burden. They had to pick up so much Coke it was insane. Surely a middle-earthen shortage would come from this. They passed an island filled with chowder- New England and MANHATTAN (Not BOSTON, THOR!). The hobbit could not handle the cart any longer, so the elf willingly took over. Soon, the elf, equipped with almighty powers, could not stop the forces of the cart. Around aisle 13, the List became too much to bear. The hobbit sank to the floor in pain(not really), the List was winning. It was such a burden, it was killing her. She knew the forces were trying to take the precious from her, trying to make her leave Mordor without any of the goods. The List was starting to age the pair, making them cold and giving them chapped hands... but they pursued, the precious had to be destroyed so they could go home, after all, that is what they wanted. They stumbled onward, dealing with such a burden, and finally they saw their silver lining (a cash register with only one person in line). They raced to this goal, not the last goal, but an important one. Soon they made their way, slowly but surely to their pony (kim's red sable). They unloaded their goods in the small cargo space, they didn't know if the pony could handle all this. But she did. The journey was almost over. The pair took their pony to Lothorien (pet supplies plus), to make a surprise elven visit. There they found Haldir (Vyler) and told him about their tiring journey. Haldir didn't care, but the pair was happy to see an almost smiling face. From there, they took their pony into its stable (kim's garage) and made the orc slaves (boy and booyah) unload the horrors of the List. The pair went upwards to Mount Doom (kim's kitchen) where Mrs. Hobbit threw the List into Mount Doom's fire (trashcan) so it could be destroyed. The quest was over. The hobbit rewarded the elf for helping her by showing her exciting images she drew (Nuts of Hazel comic character sketches, coming soon!)The unlikely pair triumphed, and then parted ways to seek nurishment. The end. ***look for this adventure in the upcoming Nuts of Hazel comic!



I protected the peaznats at 12:22 a.m. on Wednesday, January 15, 2003.

Nice 54 ;-)
Greetings and salutations, my fellow Nuts of Hazel! I thought that I would share something very funny with all of you. You just have to love all the things that happened over winter break:

(ME): lol....oh man, where will i get my exercise!
(Derek): yeah i was just gonna say i haven't gotten any in like a week, and i thought i might have to visit hancock blvd.if you know what i mean
**Screen names left out to avoid IMing**

I cannot wait for June! It's going to be a blast! I definately need to buy a video camera. Well, that right of course I do. We have to make that porn, don't we, Kyra? ;-) Ooooh it's going to be interesting!!!



I protected the peaznats at 11:07 p.m. on Sunday, January 12, 2003.

bad people
see, people often think sere is the bad one, but just look what goes on when she is not here to restrain us...

this doesn't look like two feet of space to me...


nor does this...


trying to undo her bra...


big pimpin'... w00t. (yeah, that's my bra on his head)

the original nuts of hazel
everyone, thank you for the praise of my web skillz. I'm glad everyone is so pleased. sere, you can borrow my computer beating stick any time.

and now, for something I know you've all been waiting for. the pics from the original nuts of hazel get-together. the pics uploaded crappily once again, but that's just too bad. sere, aurora, if you want a copy, just ask.

Ah, the frickin wizard
I just wanted to say that Kyra V. has awsome skills with the html. I love the new layout. Especialy Smeagol. HA, ha, ha! Anywho, my computer is evil and will NOT let me burn my Lord of the Rings soundtrack. It just doesn't like me. It ate the CD and I am reluctant to try another. I cannot keep wasting CDs like this!! Stupid computer. Why won't you work?!?! ::slams head against desk:: grooooan



I protected the peaznats at 09:13 a.m. on Wednesday, January 8, 2003.

Kyra V. Owns the Internet
I'd like to start off by saying, Kyra, the LofR makeover is truely awesome. You deserves mass amounts of elven chocolate for it. Now I can come to the site, write evil things about you two and company, see what you two evilly wrote about me and company, AND stare at Pippin, Aragon, the dead elf, and maybe the living one as well. Hehe. Sere, Kyra and I miss you lots- so u should come home Now or we will be forced to make a Serendipity(R) doll to fill the void. The doll will be complete with bruised arms, snowballs, Tobey, a Death Trap, and of course, a tire wheel. By the way, everyone should know that Sere made the Bilbo Face on Saturday night. Again, her Bilbo was provoked by Adrian doing annoying, redundant things. He was being loud, bouncing alot, and dancing in his seat, just asking for Sere to flip out while driving. When he tried to exit the car at an intersection, Sere lost it. I was in the backseat with Kyra and Adrian and we saw an unholy glow coming from the front seat. Even though we couldn't actually see her face, I'm guessing it looked like this: Her eyes rolled back, then came around with a scary green glow, she grew fangs, horns, and her complection changed from pale to demonic. We all could feel the Bilbo-like aura radiating off of her. Adrian will also recieve laxatives during the beach vacations. Kyra is the only one not to use the Bilbo face, yet...



I protected the peaznats at 02:10 a.m. on Tuesday, January 7, 2003.

ick
okay, the hobbit pic still looks like crap. but I'm beyond caring right now, so bear with it. blargh.



I protected the peaznats at 02:01 a.m. on Monday, January 6, 2003.

almost done
well, the new layout is almost finished. just gotta get a better qualiy hobbit pic and change the font colours and we'll be done. oh, and the old entries are not gone, they are simple archived. click on "the archives" at the top of the page to see them. argh. such issues I am having with this page...



I protected the peaznats at 01:40 a.m. on Monday, January 6, 2003.